“It’s not you it’s me” he says at Evolution Creek, easy crossing. My first trailmance is breaking up with me–after I tried to cross Evolution hard crossing and it was up to my tits. I held my backpack over my head which dislocated my shoulder and why didn’t I take the easier way??
Buck Tooth Tears oh no! To stop this display he shoves spoonfuls of Nutella at my face. Crying while eating Nutella. Snot running down my nose into the Nutella. Eating Snot Nutella.